THE TRICKIEST LANGUAGE CALLED ENGLISH

I'll begin with a MOUSE

And two are called MICE

But the plural of HOUSE

Is HOUSES and not HICE

You may keep your things in a BOX

And I might keep mine in the three BOXES

Yet the plural of an OX

Is OXEN and not OXES

If the plural of a GOOSE 

Is called GEESE

Wouldn't the plural of CHOOSE

Then be CHEESE?

Let's look at a MAN

Two of them become MEN

But the plural of the PAN

Is not the same as PEN

You may show me your FEET

and wear shoes on your FOOT

If i give you a BOOT

Will a pair is called BEET?

One may be THAT

And a dozen may be THOSE

But the plural HAT

Imagine it being HOSE

A person who BAKES

Is knows as a BAKER

But a person who COOKS

Can be never be a COOKER

Words like HONEST and HOUR

Both have silent "H"

Imagine saying HOOK and HOOD

Without the sound of "H"

Don't you agree that

THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

Is indeed the TRICKIEST language

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P/S : Ahh~ my english is getting worse...