Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language???

Let's face it

English is a stupid language

There is no egg in the eggplant

No ham in the  hamburger

And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple

English muffins were not invented in England

French fries were not invented in France

We sometimes take English for granted

But if we examine its paradoxes, we find that

Quicksand takes you down slowly

Boxing rings are square

And a Guinea Pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig

If writers write, how fingers don't fing

If the plural of tooth is teeth

Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth

If the teacher taught

Why didn't preacher praught

If a vegetarian eats vegetable

What the heck does humanitarian eat?

Why do people recite a play

Yet play at a recital?

Park on driveways and

Drive on parkways

 

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy

Of a language where a house can burn up as

It burns down

And in which you fill in a form

By filling it out

And a bell is only heard once it goes

English was invented by people, not the computers

And it reflects the creativity of human race

(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That's why

When a stars are out, they are visible

And why is that when I wind up my watch

It starts

When I wind up this observation

It ends

 P/S : aa... so desuka??